i decided for my beloved family this Passover holiday to channel betty fucken jewish crocker and make them the best Passover seder ever

I can be the better jew sometimes (snort snort) but not in the religious aspect of abiding by all of the 613 commandments in the old testament because lets face it, that’s simply too many to follow and man my life would have turned out quite differently if I did..im talking about stepping up finally for my husband and daughters and creating a NEW …