“MOMMMIE DONT GET OUT OF THE CAR PLEASE, MOMMIE PLEASE DONT GET OUT OF THE CAR, YOUR SMALL”

  I was picking up my daughter from school the other day when I realized how truly bat shit crazy some of these parents still are at the school pick up drop off line, even now at the high school level..I can comprehend the mean mommies click thingie way back in elementary school times, when the mothers would be at drop off and pick up territorially […]

an open letter to my birthday girl entering her twenties today..oye

it was 20 years ago today I became a title member of the mother club, your mother in particular..a job I took by choice because it looked cool that I had no pre requirements for or had any experience in..in fact, this job took me without any prior knowledge leaving me to be solely responsible for you in a most uneducated […]

Shit just happens sometimes

nothing sucks more than having to write a fat fucking check to the government for taxes giving you chest pains at the mere thought of it, especially when the bracket you fall is either here nor there..sometimes its easy to feel like a rat on a wheel going around in circles furiously and not having anything to show for all the […]

thankfully i fell in love with my cut off finger

I will openly admit that I Marcie Reznik am a Bravo reality television closet junkie, with the housewives being my virtual drug of choice..from the west coast to the east coast I religiously partake in this type of television weekly, without any apologies or remorse for my horrible taste in night time T.V..i have been participating in this awful behavior from the […]

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